Sure enough, one day Dustin Hoffmann came in to buy some fags. I opened a tub of cotton buds and poured them onto the counter in front of him. He said 'thirty-two, thirty-two, thirty-two. Ninety-six total.' He was right, and there was only one left in the box. Three less than promised! So I sued the corporation under the Weights and Measures Act of 1906 and won three thousand pounds. Now companies protect themselves by writing 'Average Contents - 100.' Makes sense, I guess.
Which brings us to this shoe box I saw today:
|Average contents, 2|
Here's a sneak preview of the future, my friends:
|iPad with disclaimer|
|Mars with disclaimer|
|Birthday present with disclaimer|