16. Understand the true nature of her threats. She makes threats because she's insecure. What's the worst she can do? Carry out her threat? Great! Saves you having to dump her. Next time, date someone more mature.
* "Tell me how old you are or I'm leaving." Tsch! Ask yourself if you really want to date a spoilt little princess brat. Clue: the answer should be no.
* "If you go to watch football instead of taking me shopping we're finished." Ptsch! It's Andorra United vs. AFC Inuit. I'm not missing that for anyone.
* "If you want me, you can't be friends with that girl." Oops! I choose my friend. Bye!
You can't find your phone. You suspect the girl has hidden it somewhere in your flat.
Andrew: "Have you hidden my phone?"
Girl: "Yes. I want you to focus on me."
Andrew: "That's pretty dicky. Maybe you should leave."
Girl: "What? No. I'm sorry."
Andrew: "Pissing me off all the time isn't going to get you laid."
Andrew: [Finishes telling awesome, hilarious story which demonstrates some of his myriad positive traits, like traveling a lot and making French girls cry and generally being the best of the best of the best.]
Girl: Giggle. So funny.
Andrew: Yeah, I can see why you like me.