16 Weird Kitten Facts
You can build a simple perpetual motion machine by tying a piece of buttered toast to the back of a kitten and dropping it.
In the early days of television, kittens were taped to actors's chins to simulate beards.
The Danish word for kitten is 'killing'.
94.3% of all kittens are descended from Genghis Kitty, who was leader of the Meowgol Hordes in the 13th Century...
When it rains heavily, we say it is "raining cats and dogs". "Raining kittens and puppies" is the term for drizzle.
If you shave a ginger kitten, it has freckles.
If you say "kitten" three times whilst looking in the mirror, a cute ball of fur with hooks for paws comes and kills you.
Kitten is derived from the latin "Kit" meaning "Cute", and "Ten" meaning "does a poo in your shoe at night".
My kitten's breath smells of kitten food.