Q - What is this blog about? A - It's stuff written by Andrew Girardin. And comics and games. Q - I'm weakminded and need to be popular. What do my peers say about it? A - "Your blog is so funny! It's the best written blog! Why don't you write a full-length novel? I'd gladly buy it!" Q - Is Andrew that guy who translates the Asterix jokes? A - Yes. Q - Why doesn't he just stick to that? A - Good point. Don't know.
Saturday, May 13, 2006
Andrew Saves the Day
1pm
"Andrew, can you come to the shop? We're knocking down these walls and need your help. The guy with the grab-truck is coming at 2 and we won't get finished in time. If we don't get it done in time he'll leave."
"No problem, Steve, you've seen me at work, you know I'm a grafter. I'll be knocking walls down like there's no tomorrow."
1.50pm
"Steve, panic over, I'm here. Do you want me to shovel those bricks into the wheelbarrow?"
"Hahaha, don't be silly, lad. I wouldn't ask you to do hard work. That would be crazy. Look, the guy with the grabber is here. I need you to do him a coffee and keep him chatting while we get this wall finished. Go and talk crap to him for about ten minutes."
"You brought me here to stop the guy doing his job?"
"That's what you're good at."
2pm
"Heya mate. I've done you a coffee."
"Oh, lovely!"
"So what do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich City Centre?"
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Modest as ever Andrew had demolished the walls, fitted the RSJ s and barrowed 3/4 off the rubble out before he put the kettle on!!! He really did save the day Thx
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